Pet Information

Pet Name: Mistake
Owner: unicorn
Theme / Type: Lanturn Zisscor
Born: March 26, 2010
Gender: Male
Mood: Mad

MisticPal Name: Simon
MisticPal Age: 5016 Days

Battle Portal Stats

Level: 5
Hit Points: 6 / 8
Strength: 2
Defense: 2
Speed: 6
Intellect: 0
Misticpower: 3

Battles Won: 0
Battles Lost: 0

Attached Weapons

Books Read

Books Read: None

Exotic Foods Eaten

Foods Eaten: 60/1254 [ View Foods ]

Pet Profile

A multiple-personality fetus-monster who enjoys slowing gnawing at the inside of his mother's uterus and just about anything else he can get to. He came to being from artificial insemination from a sperm bank a little too close to a nuclear plant and twisted-in-the-head experimental "scientists". His real dad was a pilot who died in a pterodactyl attack. (no, not really...) Add that to his new mother's overbearing paranoia and you get a Mistake.

Let's hope she believes in abortion before this thing comes out into the real world.

He's got a sadistic personality who's mostly the ringleader of everything that goes on in this baby's head. He thinks he's too good to get his own name. Then there's the other side, who goes by Simon, who's the personality that shows the most. He's shy, and not very interested in working with others, but is very intelligent and learns fast. This is probably not a case where that sounds like as good thing...

Simon, like stated above, learns fast. Too fast. He's only around 8 months old and he's already fully coordinated and speaks pretty well. Correct that: very well. Better than most 3 year olds. His mother takes this as just getting really good genes. She's kind of crazy, obviously.

Crazy + Protective = Not a very good mother.
We mean not good as in, like, watch your back. Sort of like with mother bears. She'll attack with claws ablaze if you even look at her child wrong. It's probably better that she stays cooped up in her little cottage most of the time. She's not good with people. It's got something to do with the crazy thing.

Oh sweetie sweetie honey honey.
Would you like some more milk with that?

But this isn't about her, is it?
Anyway, both Simon and Mistake love toy airplanes.
Yeah, he adds the sound effects and everything.
Zoom zoom zoom. Brrrzt. Whoosh!
Preparing for landing!

You should send them some.
They'd like it, they really would.

You wouldn't want to make them upset, would you?

Be not so nervous, be not so frail
Someone watches you, you will not fail
Be not so nervous, be not so frail
Be not so nervous, be not so frail

Be not so sorry for what you've done
You must forget them now, it's done
And when you wake up you will find you can run
Be not so sorry for what you've done

Be not so fearful, be not so pale
Someone watches you, you will not leave the rails
Be not so fearful, be not so pale
Be not so fearful, be not so pale

Be not so sorry for what you've done
You must forget them now, it's done
And when you wake up you will find you can run
Be not so sorry for what you've done

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SHY NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO GAWD DAMN COOL

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