Mistic Pets

Welcome to Issue 80
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A Mistican's Guide To Camping, Pt 1
Written By Fallout

With the temperature rising and the days getting longer, that drive to be outside has grown even stronger! So you pack up your city dwelling butt and head on out to Darkwood Hollow! Except once you get there, you realize that it's a lot more open than you remember. And you forgot your tent. And there's no electricity, so you can't check your emails on that laptop you hauled all the way out here. Now what? This handy three month guide will help you through any ridiculous scenario that you might encounter on your camping trip!

You haven't quite mastered the art of holding out your arms and singing so that all the little woodland critters will come running and bringing you nuts and berries, so you packed a cooler full of enough sandwiches to last you the weekend. Unfortunately, a hungry inarbu decided to help himself to your goodies. So what do you do when Not So Gentle Ben comes a callin? There are two solutions!

The first solution involves booby trapping your cooler so that the hungry inarbu will be spritzed in the face with a blast of ice water every time he tries to open it. This will leave him so mildly annoyed that he'll leave it alone. But what if it's a riverside inarbu that isn't phased by your cleverness? Try Ursa Out brand inarbu repellent, from the Makoto owned “Totally Not Snake Oil Co”. Just one spray and the inarbu will go into a frenzied rage, destroying everything in sight, except for your sandwiches which will be totally safe!

Join us next month for tips on pitching a makeshift tent!

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