Welcome to Issue 80
Baineshee Winning Entry
“Gregory, mail came for you today.â€
“Yes, I’m sure it’s for you.â€
“No, Gregory, you can’t eat it.â€
“I don’t know who it’s from, no.â€
“Maybe there will be a name on the inside.â€
“Alright, hold on while I open it…â€
“Oh!â€
“It’s a love poem, from a girl.â€
“The ‘i’s are dotted with hearts, that’s how.â€
“It’s some silly nonsense, about your eyes glowing.â€
“You really want to hear the whole thing?â€
“Oh fine. It says;
Oh Gregory, I love you so
Your leather rough, your eyes aglow.â€
“Well, I know those are just the first two lines, but I didn’t think you wanted the whole thing.â€
“Really? It’s so corny.â€
“Ah, good to see you’ve come to your senses.â€
“I can do that? I thought you liked the love.â€
“Just teasing. It’s probably that girl from last year, remember?â€
“The fire it is.â€
“You’re right as always, Gregory.â€
“Who needs girls when we have each other?â€